My Mother, The “Whore”.

Okay, I’m being cheeky.

Conversation with mother.

Mom: “Hey honey! Guess what? Dad’s coming to my high school reunion in November.”

Me: “Oh, why wouldn’t he?”

Mom: “He didn’t come to the last one. He hasn’t been since 2002.”

Me: “Oh. How many do you usually have? That sounds about right.”

Mom: “Me? I go to all of them. I’m kind of a high school reunion whore.”

Me: “Really..mom? Maybe that’s why dad is going…!” :)

Mom: “HAHAHAHA!”

She’s funny when she doesn’t mean to be.