This is classic newbie shit. Who is new to writing emails anymore?
If you’re the person posting “inspirational”, emotional, passive aggressive and misspelled quotes on social media, I’m going to have to unfollow you.
Ok I really have no ending for this post so I’ll leave yew with this:
Because my gay sends me selfies like this:
At least he’s creative.
I’ve had a shooting pain in my lower abdomen since midnight and now it’s 6pm. It’s finally starting to go away. I couldn’t really walk this morning and thought about taking the day off.
After doing a google search, I think that my body has temporarily forgotten how to “let one go”…! Lord, help me. I’m just happy I didn’t break wind on people at work today. I just hope I don’t do it at the bar tonight. Actually, that could be funny.
If this is an ovary, I’m going to be pissed.