Girl Problems: I Really Hate It When This Happens.

Girls, don’t you hate it when you’re sitting down to pee and then you accidentally pee a little bit on your leg? It’s the worst. You don’t know you even did it until you stand up to flush.

#rewd

At least I didn’t get a spray tan today. That’ll be Wednesday.

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Bachelorette Party Prep Check List: 

Today I did some shopping for my slore’s bachelorette party next weekend. 

I’m getting pretty excited…! 

Without giving too much away, it goes a little something like this: 

Self tanner 

SPF 

Advil

Gum

Tape

Ribbon

Tassles 

Glitter 

Caution tape 

And 

DICKS. 

  
 

^^ This was us last time around at Bee’s bachelorette!

We’re ready.

Cartoon Me.

Everyone at work downloaded the “myidol” app today. It’s hard to understand because the instructions are written in Mandarin…and I don’t read Chinese…so…. it was hard to figure out.

Like, this for example:

It thinks I’m male.

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At least it allows me to dress the way I want.

hahahahaha! SO GOOD!

And then there’s this one:

I’m kind of talented.