I’m Tired of Reading Your Social Media

If you’re the person posting “inspirational”, emotional, passive aggressive and misspelled quotes on social media, I’m going to have to unfollow you. 



















Ok I really have no ending for this post so I’ll leave yew with this:




Am I Going to Break Wind?

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I’ve had a shooting pain in my lower abdomen since midnight and now it’s 6pm. It’s finally starting to go away. I couldn’t really walk this morning and thought about taking the day off.

After doing a google search, I think that my body has temporarily forgotten how to “let one go”…! Lord, help me. I’m just happy I didn’t break wind on people at work today. I just hope I don’t do it at the bar tonight. Actually, that could be funny.

If this is an ovary, I’m going to be pissed.

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