I’m Tired of Reading Your Social Media

If you’re the person posting “inspirational”, emotional, passive aggressive and misspelled quotes on social media, I’m going to have to unfollow you. 

#soempowered

  

#imabitch

  

#tellmeaboutmyself

  

#aggressivetoo


#kurtnohableespanol 

  

#icantevenreadthis

 

#posessiveasfuq

 

 #needyasfuq

 

 #plurasfuq

  

#deepasfuqiactuallyfeelanxious

Ok I really have no ending for this post so I’ll leave yew with this:

  

 

 #papaya

Am I Going to Break Wind?

Screen Shot 2015-03-20 at 5.51.47 PM#currentmood

I’ve had a shooting pain in my lower abdomen since midnight and now it’s 6pm. It’s finally starting to go away. I couldn’t really walk this morning and thought about taking the day off.

After doing a google search, I think that my body has temporarily forgotten how to “let one go”…! Lord, help me. I’m just happy I didn’t break wind on people at work today. I just hope I don’t do it at the bar tonight. Actually, that could be funny.

If this is an ovary, I’m going to be pissed.

story developing…