Girls, don’t you hate it when you’re sitting down to pee and then you accidentally pee a little bit on your leg? It’s the worst. You don’t know you even did it until you stand up to flush.
At least I didn’t get a spray tan today. That’ll be Wednesday.
Today I did some shopping for my slore’s bachelorette party next weekend.
I’m getting pretty excited…!
Without giving too much away, it goes a little something like this:
^^ This was us last time around at Bee’s bachelorette!
Everyone at work downloaded the “myidol” app today. It’s hard to understand because the instructions are written in Mandarin…and I don’t read Chinese…so…. it was hard to figure out.
Like, this for example:
It thinks I’m male.
At least it allows me to dress the way I want.
hahahahaha! SO GOOD!
And then there’s this one:
I’m kind of talented.
The five year inspection expiration mark is right around the corner.
Safety first at my neighborhood grocery store.